You Can Try Not To Laugh

By Kimberly Shane

You can try not to laugh

try not to laugh blog.jpgSometimes in our industry filled with licensing, loans and liens we need a little levity! So today we are taking a break from our usual routine of blog posts and sharing some of our favorite real estate jokes!

Wait Until the Signs are RightValorie L Easter, Keller Williams- Source

“A small real estate broker was dismayed when a brand new real estate franchise much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST AGENTS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST COMMISSIONS. The small real estate broker panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own brokerage-it read…MAIN ENTRANCE.”

The Appraiser’s Source: 

“What does an appraiser’s wife say if she can’t sleep? ‘Honey, tell me about your day at work.’”


Genie in a Bottle, Reddit-Source: 

A top producing real estate agent was strolling down the beach when he found an old lamp. Ever the optimist, he started rubbing the lamp and lo and behold a genie appeared before him.

“I will grant you three wishes, but since you’re a real estate agent and need to learn humility for every wish you are granted, your biggest rival agent will get double whatever you wish for.”

The agent thought long and hard and finally accepted the genie’s offer.

“I wish for $10,000,000!!”

“Your wish is granted. You now have $10,000,000 and your rival now has $20,000,000”

“I wish for a vintage Ferrari!”

“Your wish is granted. You now have a vintage Ferrari and your fiercest rival now has two vintage Ferraris”.

“You have now used two wishes and only have one left. Choose wisely. What is your final wish?”

“I wish I could donate a kidney!”

The Neighbors, Via 

“The neighbors always leave their sprinklers on which is a little bit annoying. It’s a source of constant irrigation.”

How to Sell Land, Via Reddit- Source: 

“What do you need to know to become a great vacant land salesperson?



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